Overheard on the Intertubes
[As overheard by Michael Tobis.]
A Rich Capitalist, Tea Party Member, and Union Member sit around the table. At the center of the table sits a plate with a dozen cookies.
The Rich Capitalist takes eleven cookies, then whispers to the Tea Party Member, “Watch out for that union guy. He’s got his eye on your cookie.”
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